Rumor has it his first leg hair has come in and he is now 5'7" 125 lbs. Things are looking up. Coach Schertz knew what he was talking about.
Rumor Mill
Landon Honegger: May opt out of his contract at the end of this season in order to concentrate on finishing his business degree and mowing the fairways of Bloomington's finest golf courses.
Kyle Roberts: Seeking removal from the league to avoid heat stroke and over-exaustion.
Tyler Wenger: Will seek medical removal from the DBL due to his shoulder "injury" and ask to be placed on the DBL DL.
Luke Hale: Rolled his ankle when he slipped and fell at his cousins pool. Will be out for the remainder of the season.
Alex Duffy: Is taking Performance Enhancing Drugs that have allowed him to have a significantly better season than last year.
Corban Roberts: Will play high school basketball his junior year to improve his chances in the DBL.
Hayden Wenger: Emotionally distraught after losing two games last league night and has asked league scorekeeper to review the film to be sure he actually lost.
Thomas Huisman: It has been concluded after watching game film that he threw two games when playing with Hayden last season which ultimately cost him the regular season title. A severe suspension and fine is expected to be handed out unless Thomas appeals the league's punishment.
Topic: Rumor Mill
Date: 01/14/2015
Subject: New League Member
Rumor has it, Ethan "Mac-Money" McPherson may join the DBL. Once Spook Hale is out of the league, it will actually be a competitive league because it won't be an automatic loss when you play with Spook. #MacMoney
Date: 05/15/2015
Subject: Re: New League Member
Spook? He's won twice as many games in 2015 so far than Cooper won in 2014....
Date: 08/17/2014
Subject: Broken Dreams, Broken Hoop
Rumor has it that Corban and Tyler weakened the bolts in the north hoop prior to the game because they knew they would lose and needed to the delay the game in hopes of an upset comeback on the continued game day
Date: 07/17/2014
Subject: Thrown Game?
An inside source says Cooper Frambes intentionally threw the game against Tyler and Luke. Also it is rumored that Tyler recorded illegitimate stats to secure his win in the same game. The DBL will launch a full investigation on both topics.
Date: 07/13/2014
Subject: Conference Differential
Pursuing possible trade back to the Eastern Conference in hopes of making the DBL 2014 Playoffs.
Date: 07/03/2014
Subject:
Has signed up for karate classes in order to hold his own against Doobie in the streets; also, he is now carrying a knife at all times.